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The Ghost of George Wallace, Gov, appeared and thanked his fellow Democrats for coming up with a passive aggressive way to make Segregation a “black idea.” “We tried it, small time with Water Sports,” the specter said.
“Plans for getting Sharpton to battle for Black water fountains and stores and Buses are in the works,” said DNC spokesman, “If the press will cover it, he will say it.”

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Know for hiring the best, most qualified people. Trump hires a surviving Japanese WWII scientist to teach him “worse than waterboarding” techniques to use and masterbate to in Gitmo.
“He use to inject feces in soldiers,” said Trump to his cheering flock, “this guy knows true torture, and I only hire the most qualified.”
Staffers say, even know he is on his last legs, he is in peak condition to start on new “advanced interrogation techniques.” shouting how “Rumsfeld was a joke.”
Hillary Clinton was to busy counting Military Arms supplier’s money to comment.

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Twitter Boss, Jack Dormat, just said, “dude I am Irish, I had a head ache from boozing,” he said going on, “I just wanted the woman who called me in the early morning to shut up…oh the voice…she could shout!”
According to Mr. Jack Dormat his decision to cut Milo was not to defend an insult to Harold Ramis, or deal with any hate, it was just shutting up a late phone call that cut in the middle of his wisky.
He “@nero” got int trouble before, “but it never cut in the middle of my traditional Irish drinking before.” Dormat started asking for a fist fight and passed out, ending this story.
When asking Mzzzz Jones why she can’t take a heckle, unprofessionalism was all she could offer as a reason. I just hope this becomes a South Park episode.

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CONSEAD, FANTAHZLAND – According to the self deluded feeling of importance, not only did Nintendo cause mental anguish to Zoe Quinn but now she has filed Rape Charges because she feels this new “Earthbound Game” (released in 1999) intentionally harmed her fragile weak will when she saw they had a band in it called, “The Runaway Five.” “So what,” Zoe said, when it was explained that this was a 1996 Virtual Console re-release.

According to this obscure character named Quinn, “They should have remade the game to remove the five from all phrases.” “Is that too much to ask?”
Nintendo, as usual, had no confession to offer, making what’s-her-name angrier as we forget who the fuck that was again…who the hell is she anyway? Made some sort of Cheese Burger or something?
One thing for sure, no one will forget what ever this was about, something about a rag or something..



Serious Article if you want to find out what this is a satire of, likely will, wouldn’t blame you.

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CANCIL, MISS – In a stomp out of professionalism and into politics (pretending he didn’t know what to expect from Mississippi), Bryan Adams storms out of the Mississippi Dive Bar that was going to have him and into a lake River where some curious Catfish ate him hole. “He tastes like his muzak,” said the Catfish, “like shit!” He goes on to saying, “It was like eating a elevator radio, and if you know Catfish, you know I might have.”
The Catfish said, “I don’t know about pastries, but damn I am glad it was some white meat, not another nigger,” when probed more on the politics of Gays he said, “I don’t care about gay or straight, just no inter-racial cakes!”
A few minutes with this fish and you will get too sick for pastries, or maybe it was the moonshine I drank that caused me to talk to a Catfish, I have no fucking idea, I just home I am typing now, I can’t see anything…..

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