Farming #1 Cause of Suicide: Says South African Officials.

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CAPEFEAR, SA – According to stats offered by the South African Officials, huge numbers of whites have been committing suicide in South Africa simply by producing food for the country’s Farm to Table markets.
“It’s insane, people are dying and being maimed in record numbers,” says South African parliamentarian who called himself, “Die you white devil.”
According to him just by growing the very needed food during massive water shortages can get you killed, and all by your own hand. Some have shot themselves with planting their very crops and dragging their lifeless corps in their house completely covered in blood.
A health warning was issued as followed, something called “Kill White Farmers.”

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