ANIMAL CROSS, BC – Creep Hunters, known for their sterling work at ruining chain of evidence and catching people talking to children on the street, negating the need for any presumption of innocence has become a house hold name, and cause for many run on sentences.
But now it has gone deeper, where a ring of child molesters have been hiding, the victim one young little kitty.
This kitten is named Katie and with an unknown absent parents, she has been hoping the train from one town to the next in search of municipal sights and sounds, what she got, says Roger Child of “Creep Hunters,” is a ring of Mayors passing her town to town (both male and female) in an attempt to spray their “perfect fruit juices.”
“We love Katie,” said Mayor Ifuhktah of MJ City. “All of us in the world of ACNL love Katie, she brings us great joy,” he prattled on while leching. “Hey Lily just got to old,” another Mayor said from the town of NAMGLA. This is the biggest sting yet, but the RCMP can’t help wonder if they are making this one up.
“Of course not,” said Roger Child of Creep Hunters, “We have proof of this systematic abuse.” “We have pictures of them talking to her and sneaking about town and then to the station,” he went on. “The RCMP just can’t handle how much circumstantial evidence of presumed guilt we collect,” Roger Child continues.
In finality he said that he isn’t sure why they find it so necessary to prove it, since they [The RCMP] can do what they do with “terrorists,’ entrap them.
Her mother Katt could not be found for comment or basic interest in her child.