BIPART, MD – In a fishing and ceremonial spanking weekend just outside of Washington, DC the leaders of both major Political Parties joined in their annual meeting of their Super PAC: “Two Parties One Voice.”
As well as almost all other things, they have agreed to support gun rights as long as private psychiatric information is shared to the public, all deemed insane denied their rights.
“It’s genius!,” said Karl Rove, “We can pretend to support gun rights and use our forced psychiatric system to deny rights of Targeted Individuals using mental health law, rather than criminal law. Making sure only our preferred people have guns.”
Senator Feinstein is finally glad they all hammered out a Bipartisan Platform for the fall and united on the gun issue, uttering an “End to debate in our free society.”