"There's a saying for mother's, but what of Spinsters? Spinsters I'd Like to Fuck [SILF] imagine that, Porn like Starr's Whores: Revenge of the SILF." -- Gölök "The Black Jester" Buday "One of the most stupid things ever, The She Hulk, this thing would ravage a town once a fucken month for no reason other than being on the rag. Ohhhh, you won't like her when she's on the rag." -- Gölök "The Black Jester" Buday "How the hell do I set the damn sun dial to daylight savings? I try tech support, but damn, it is no help at all. Seems they no longer support this technology." -- Gölök "The Black Jester" Buday "Government is the one thing you can get in bulk that will cost you more in the end." - Gölök ZLF Buday "Man, there was this one whore, who did so many beings, she had crab cage stockings." - Gölök "Black Jester, The" Buday I noticed a bigger glory hole down low below another one, I wondered why do they still have a segragated one for Blacks? "Fish Net stocking must be where "what a catch" came from, or an explaination for the crabs later. Although my experience are with chicks who where crab cage stockings." The nasty thing is a fish net stalking, that is hard to escape at some point, then again I am use to butter fly net stalkings." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco-Asissi Buday aka The Black Jester, et al; 2008 "I was asked if I knew everything, I said, of course not, no one does, no one even knows every question yet, let alone have all the answers." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday aka The Black Jester, et al; 2007 "No one even knows all the questions, let alone have all the answers." "Now I know why Kobe Bryant is so good at dribbling, he's had a lot of practice on blondes" -- Gölök "Black Jester, The" Buday "Enough people stick your head in the sand and eventually all anyone can see are assholes." -- Gölök "Black Jester, The" Buday "Why don't women put on a bra and say, do they look fat in this? And then don't believe you when you say, 'no!'" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; The Black Jester (www.tobj.ws). "Atheists are just Fundamentalist Agonstics" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday "The Individual, #1, and all. They; wether the good, the bad the ugly guy in your attic all make decisions a cause to an effect and their effects meet becoming a new cause to a new effect and adding even more to this molding the universe to what it is now." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday "My Aptiva was suppose to be a computer solution, I wonder what the fucken problem was, what ever it was I must have missed it, the solution? This thing seemed like the damn problem." -- Gölök Zoltán Buday aka The Black Jes(z)ter [One of a few variation on the context]. "When if the sci-fi nerd gets the chick from the show, what would he do with her, he can’t take her out of the package." -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, The Black Jester "So jobs dropped and stock rose. NASDAQ or Stock Exchange(s) has an economy, and a SEC semi-nationalized industry, yet the real world has an individualized fiscal reality, needing the trade and production of goods and services at least for an eventual profit. The gambling on Wall Street may be good, but the buying, selling and making is bad. So eventually will the stock be the only thing you can buy and make? Crash after crash and they never learn." -- Gölök Z.L.F Buday http://www.quotesz.gzlfb.com/ "I do not believe in God therefore, I believe I am God (this is the Atheist's Creed)." -- Black Jester, aka Gölök Z. L. F. Buday, on Atheism.. "I'm not fond of urban sprawls, it's like a damn (bloody, fucken), ever since my sister moved to richmond I haven't visited her much, it's not because I don't want to, it's just because I can't find her." -- Gölök Zoltán Buday aka The Black Jes(z)ter, 2005 Mayoral Elections (Van, BC); last election event ("Getting To Know People"). "Never believe you can't be taken home to meet mom, because if that were followed you'd have others who can who can't be brought home to meet dad." -- Gölök Z Buday "Value privacy, truth and males who wait in trust." -- Gölök Z Buday "Consent is by knowlledge, not by implication." -- Gölök Z Buday "Enough people barry their head in the sand, (and) eventually all you see are ass holes. (So much for bliss.)" -- Black Jester, aka Gölök Z. L. F. Buday, on willfull ignrance. "When everyone sticks their head in the sand all you have are assholes everywhere." -- Black Jester, aka Gölök Z. L. F. Buday, on willfull ignrance. "Urban sprawls are like a Skinner nightmare, then again, look around, you can't shake off the cheese." -- Gölök Zoltán Buday aka The Black Jes(z)ter "I'm not actually a former child star, I use act (or audition) as a child, my father's an actor, and that's almost a child." -- Gölök Zoltán Buday aka The Black Jes(z)ter, 2005 Mayoral Elections (Van, BC); last election event ("Getting To Know People"). "I don't have a girl friend that's likely why I ran three times, (I had a girl friend, however) I knew things were over when she came over sat in the hot tub and suddenly we had a clam bake." -- Gölök Zoltán Buday aka The Black Jes(z)ter, 2005 Mayoral Elections (Van, BC); last election event ("Getting To Know People").. "Anyone ever thought of asking Sen. Allen (Va) what they call the invisible spray was called?" -- Gölök Zoltán Buday aka The Black Jeszter "Why am I not acting, why am I shying away from my TV/Film roots and skills? Why did I prefer politics? Because Politics is less political lately than most of the entertainment industries." -- Gölök (B.J.) Buday "Why this obsession with electing more blacks? I remember when black on black crime was a bad thing." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; The Black Jester (www.blackjeszter.com) on Dirty Politicians. "Why would Batman have onStar? Wouldn't that be the easiest way to find out his secret identity" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; The Black Jester (www.blackjeszter.com) "Know what DEA stands for? Drugs Emery Approves." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; The Black Jester (www.blackjeszter.com) on his suspicion that Marc Emery is a DEA Agent cutting out his competition. "911 is used and marketed to dispose of 917." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday (on IX-17-1787). "Don't worry about 9/11 happening, worry abot 9/17 being stopped." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday (on IX-17-1787). "Apathy is the root of all evil's enabling." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday "Everyone has their Jesuit to slay [or defeat]." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday, 2000; comment inspired by "Candide" by Voltaire. "Why are men plagued with Cunegonde's [where is that Cunegonde of mine anyway]" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday, 2006; comment inspired by Voltiare's "Candide". "I had a girl friend, but had to cut it off when she started to come over, we'd get into the hot tub and suddenly have a clam bake." -- Gölök Zoltán Buday aka The Black Jes(z)ter, 2005 Mayoral Elections (Van, BC); last election event ("Getting To Know People") "Illegal (im)migration is getting out of hand now even enire football teams are sneaking accross the boarder to join the MLS[, I am talking of course of Chivas USA™]." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday aka the Black Jes(z)ter™, et al.... "The Da Vinci Code's offence truly begins when the truth is discovered and it was actually Jesus and his apostles watching Veronica and Mary Magdelin doing each other." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday AKA The Absent Mind™, Closet Libertarian™, Black Magus™, Bible Thumper™, Blow Load™, The Voltairian™, The Atomic Wedge™, Wanna-B™, The Black Jester™, Miss Anne Thrope™ "The Holy Church Of The Seventh Day Strippist.™"; "If a woman also lie with womankind, as she lieth with a man, both of them have committed an entertainment- they shall surely be put to cheering; their tips [shall be] upon them." -- Lucy Für 20:13 [-- Gölök "Black Jester" Buday V-14-2006] http://www.lucyfur.being-ones-self.org/ - http://www.7thday.bjsgirls.com/ "Diversity is related to the word divide, which is also related to divisive...." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday (1994). "Bad speak is no speak enforced by a mass on an individual or even an individual onto another individual." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday. "Delusion has been defined by some as a strongly held belief not held in popular thought, so essentially we have pollsters and pop-culture marketeers deciding what is delusional and what is clear thinking, not [even] psychiatrists." -- Black Jester, aka Gölök Z. L. F. Buday. "The ultimate (or penultimate) goal is not to please people, but to make them happy." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka Confus'ed (Con-Fuse-ed) "Those who please others do it for themselves, to get something out of it; those who work at making people happy do it for others, to get them something out of it." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka Confus'ed (Con-Fuse-ed) on Suckers Versus Succors. "Sometimes, the best gift, is nothing; it teaches you not to take things for granted (esp. based on arbitrary rituals). -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka Confus'ed (Con-Fuse-ed), et al.... "The dust settles and people suddenly think it's not there (anymore)." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka The Black Jester, et al; 2005, on the American revolution and how it never really ends. "National Security means [refers to the] security for politicians, bureaucrats, and government as a whole; none for the individual." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka The Absent Mind, et al; 2006. "I'm a bi(buy)sexual, I have to buy sex to get it." -- Gölök "The Black Jester" Buday "National Security is devised by insecure individuals [and collectives]." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka The Absent Mind, et al; 2006. "I am afraid to say that I am religious, therefore I am spiritual." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka The Black Jester, et al; 2005 (this an some similar sayings). "Chivalry is not dead it's just on life support (and women put him there)." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka The Black Jester, et al "Government can't create jobs it can only get in the way of job creation." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka The Black Jester, et al. "Spiritualism is Religion for those scared of being called religious." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday aka The Black Jester, et al; 2005 (this an some similar sayings). "A crowd of guys (overcompensating) are yelling "DUO! DUO! DUO!...." in a strip club and one guy, to everone's surprsize, yells "Shower!!!" A few times and one guy leans over to the other and says "wow, that guy's suffisticated." -- Black Jester™ (Gölök Buday). "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 "Proportional representation, as they call it, is not actually representative, it's more of an executive council who's member's are selected by the ruling party based on a partisan votes. Basically outlawing the individual, the independent, the always aware yet absent minded free thinker." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday; 2005 "Proportional Representation is not representation, but a party based proportionally set up executive council." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday; 2005 "It would sure be nice for ballots to be stuffed with candidates [fro once] instead of [rather than] by them." -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday "Why is it they want to rock the vote and not the boat? It seems pretty stable, too stable." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday; 2004 "Violent crimes can include the crimes of censorship, abstruction of justice, and witness tampering (intimadation) all as part of the initial crime, so why bother with a hate crime law that offers a lesser centence and more descrimination on race, creed, gender, and what-have-you." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday; 2005 "Diversity is related to the word Divide and Divisive, so why do individuals who consider themselves inclusive want to divide and be divisive?" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday; 1995 "If John McCain deosn't believe in borders he should live on the street [be homeless.]." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco [Mes(-)Van Dongen] Buday; 2000 "Joking is [like] crying [in public] with dignity." -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, The Black Jester; 2005 "Laughing is [like] crying [in public] with dignity." -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, The Black Jester "One thing that is certain, and often forgotten, is that in a free state, politicians rise to barrow power from the people not own it." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday AKA The Absent Mind, AKA a bunch of other shit. "If you do not believe in God, you believe you are God. [Since you claim to know the Ultimate truth of the Ultimate being]." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday AKA The Absent Mind, AKA a bunch of other shit. "Life sucks but at least I have one." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; The Black Jester AKA The Absent Mind, AKA a bunch of other shit. "Unbridled Fear [or intimidation] is the state of looking at the hight of the structure rather than the width or even checking to see wether or not their's a door in front of you; when you allow yourself to believe you have to leap the wall rather than walk around it or through it then you end up trapping yourself." -- Gölök Z.L.F Buday aka The Absent Mind™ "Thy body damages, thy mind heals." -- Gölök Z.L.F Buday aka The Absent Mind™ "If borders are unnatural then no one has a right to a property line, that's a border as well." -- Gölök Z.L.F Buday aka The Absent Mind™ "Evil tries to light itself up, Good lights up a room." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; 2005. "Rape [Censorship, Gun Control, Espionage, etc...] is a true weapon of mass destruction; that and gun grabbing." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; The Absent Mind. "Hype is the salesmanship of the insecure." -- Gölök Buday "When debate fails and one is unarmed in the way of facts they lower themselves to calling you names or even more so (especially spies) insane." -- Gölök Buday "If the desire of freedom means your insane, I don't want to be sane."-- Gölök Buday "Immorality can wear one down, as morality can strengthen, it's a metaphysical lesson in the second law of thermaldynamics, as the moral being collapses or breaks down it becomes necessary for the individual to artificially build themselves up causing even more collapse later; it's just law number two of thermaldynamics in the metaphysical world." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday "Every time you turn your back on the oppresser, the oppresser mounts you, it's best not open any opportunities." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday of (www.)myegotimes.com, et al... "The weak enslave themselves, the meak are enslaved by others[; often the weak in fact, care not to rule themselves, and prefer to force their rule on others.]" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday of (www.)myegotimes.com, et al... "Pragmatism is a coward's practicality." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; The Absent Mind. "Cool, like popular, is a word that is often associated with self betrayal." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday, 2003 aka The Absent Mind "One should stay clear of comparing one self to others to feel like scum, one should compare themselves to what they could be or what they were for that; the same could be said about feeling good about one self." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday, 2003 aka The Absent Mind "When the poison's pusher uses the poison, you can be sure he has and has used the antidote." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday, 2003 "The only thing worse than a criminal [scum bag] is when a cop is a criminal." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday, 1997; Vancouver Mayoral Debate. "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday, April of 2002 "A Press That Is Not Free Isn't A Press At All" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday "A Government, Of All Things, Is To Be Questioned And Inspected" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday "At The Very Least, Insanity Isn't Unsanitary" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday "I prefer to go to church, not have church come to me." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "Honesty Makes An Opinion Important, Dishonesty Makes It Irrelevant (unimportant even)" -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday; 2002 "Window Peepers, Authoritarians In General, Tend To Be The Biggest Scoundrels." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "An Opinion, Like An Axe, Is Only As Good As The Person Who Wields It." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "Small Government's A Start" -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday. "The Value Of A Comment Derives From The Honesty Of The Orator And/Or Writer." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "There Is A Difference Between Community Involvement and Being Involved (Or A Part Of) In A Community." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "Funny how diversity is ok unless it's of opinion or philosophical." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; On "Divisive Opinions and Issues;" December 2nd, 2002. "I rather have one competant employee, than a million incompetent ones, one competent something than a million incompetent something; and criminality counts as incompetance in business as well." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "Intellectual Property is owned by the individual who created it, no institution can make such a claim, collectives steal or buy but never create, it is but only individuals who create." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "All men were created equal, it just doesn't look that way when you view equality as being 'the same,' everyone has a potential and all men were created equal on average and if they meet their potential with 4 skills and the other meets only half of their potential with 6 skills, they fail to be equal to their neighbour; it's a sort of self bad care taking job. Yet both have the opportunity to be 100% but it's never handed to anyone." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "When feminists say that they want equal pay for equal work, what they are saying is that they want same pay for the same job; obviously oblivious to the mathematical formula to measure work. A Job is not work, a job is where you go to work." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday "You can only progress so far without smashing into the car in front of you." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday aka The Absent Mind. "You can't build a strong muscle without ripping it a few times." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday aka The Absent Mind. "To progress is to move, so one must ask the 'progressive,' to they move back or forward [and one must ask themselves which direction is the best to progress in.]" -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday aka The Absent Mind. "Terrorists solicit terror, individuals let themselves give it to them. [The unintimidated give them nothing, not even intimidation]" -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday aka The Absent Mind. "Terrorism is only the solicitation of terror." -- Gölök Z. L. F. Buday aka The Absent Mind. ... "Reagan was badmouthed by Democrats by saying that Ketchup was a Vegatable, so now the foot looks like it's in the other hand now; if it wasn't for that statement Kerry's sugar daddy wouldn't be as wealthy and he couldn't bankroll as much. How ironic."" -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday .... "If I am disatisfied with a product and return it, I will often get the money back; but not the consuption/sin tax and I am always more dissatisfied with that part than anything else." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday ... "Consumption/Sin Taxes Are Evil." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday ... "So CNN applauds a guy for letting his wife go to war and be in combat? Have her in harms way? That's not a man! That's a spineless pile of crud. What kind of man hides behind a woman? Oh yeah the kind that isn't; he could be president one day." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday .... "If there is a world citizenship or government, I am a treasonist." -- Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday [http://www.totally-redneck.com/redneck/rnews/standup-comedy-p-108.html] [http://www.quotresz.myegotimes.com/]