Oh Right!  Like I was the only guy to laugh at the joke about
   the gay midget with the cleft pallet. -- Duckman, Joking The Chicken

Funny is a wiffle ball bat in the gazongas, or a little super
   glue on a tooth brush.. -- DUckman; Joking The Chicken

"King Chicken - Relax, you got the best seat in the house.
Duckman      - I appreciate the compliment, but I don't swing that way."
Joking The Chicken

The great speech....
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