"We trained hard but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing. And what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing inefficiency, confusion and demoralization." -- Gaius Petronius Arbiter, 1st century AD; Satyricon (Throught the eyes/perspective of the Centurian).